June 2012
20 posts
I fucking love my friends
Just kidding, I hate them all.
Rebecca come here, let’s run away.
Neednewfriends
I’m fucking done with this shit. I’m sick of having to be a fucking parent to my friends. All they want to do is smoke weed and be stupid, except that’s how their dumbasses just got caught. I’m fucking done. This is so fucking gay.
cosmo tip #268
expertcosmotips:
if you’ve ever pooped you don’t get a boyfriend
3 tags
-don’t eat anything for two days
-holy shit I’m hungry
-eat all the pizza
2 tags
1 tag
“I’m so high, I’m a pterodactyl!!!!! *screeeeaaach!!!!!1!1!1!1*”
– LMFAO
Holy shit I’m so happy right now
Every time.....
Me: Hey whats up, what're you doing?
Her: intercourse, why?
Me: uh wanna hangout later?
Her: yeah sure I'll call you back
“Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s...”
it’s times like that I want to just run away and sell hella drugs and just be able to do whatever I want and shit. ._.
I swear to god that there’s some outside force that makes sure I can’t ever do anything that I want to do, what the fuck.
Omfg
Get outtttttt
